CHOCOLATE FOOD PORN
In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.
OOH DO YOU NEED SOME ALOE FOR THAT BURN
no seriously though I have no idea what that symbol means #justwasheverythingondelecate
*not hot enough*
*turns knob 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively.
ACTUAL SUMMARY OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY
Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
Zeus: toO LaTE